Where the project actually is

In order. A step says “done” only when it is done, and nothing here is reworded into finished ahead of time.

1. The contracts

   Launchpad, token, liquidity locker and the post-graduation swap hook that keeps paying a creator after their coin graduates. 283 tests, fork suites against the live Uniswap v4 deployment, and a solvency invariant fuzzed over 128,000 calls.

   No proxies. No upgradeability. Nothing about a deployed coin can be changed afterwards — including by us, and including to fix it.

2. The site

   Discover, coin pages, the launch form, buying and selling, editing a coin after launch, and a public token list. Every figure on it is read from the chain.

3. Wallets, including phones

   Browser extensions, Coinbase, WalletConnect and a direct Phantom route on mobile — plus a wrong-network state that offers to switch instead of letting your first transaction fail.

4. Getting creators paid without them asking

   Creator fees are swept to creator wallets automatically, every half hour. Every payout is permissionless, so the money is reachable by the creator whether or not we run anything.

5. A full rehearsal through a real wallet

   Launch, buy, sell and graduate a coin on a forked chain through an actual wallet, and prove control of all three fee destinations with a signed transaction from each. Prompts, chain switching and gas estimation only break with a real wallet attached, and two of them did.

6. Deploy the launchpad

   Deployed on Robinhood Chain testnet and mainnet at the same addresses. One transaction each, which froze the three fee destinations permanently. There is no redeploying over it.

7. Public launch on mainnet

   Live on Robinhood Chain mainnet since September 14, 2026, with every validated pairing open from the first night: ETH, USDG and the tokenized stocks.

   The Discord and Telegram communities are up. The gas subsidy on Robinhood Chain is a timing consideration, not a deadline for the code.

8. Launch SLYNG on Slyng

   Fair launched at 9:30 PM Eastern on September 14, 2026, from Slyng's own create page like anyone's coin: paired with ETH, on the same curve at the same price as everyone else, with no allocation, no presale and no team tranche, and its creator time gated under the same rules as every creator.

9. Name the burner vault — once, ever

   Named on September 14, 2026, the night SLYNG launched. The vault buys SLYNG on its curve until it graduates and on its pool after, and sends every coin it buys to the dead address, so the burn works from the reserve SLYNG's first trades already paid in rather than waiting for graduation. The launchpad could point at it exactly once, and now has — there is no second attempt and no way to redirect it.

   The vault has no owner and no withdrawal path, and every asset it receives — USDG, a tokenized stock, anything a coin was priced in — is routed into ETH and then SLYNG before it is burned. It was rehearsed on a fork of mainnet against the live launchpad and SLYNG itself before it was named. Pointing the launchpad at a wallet instead would have turned the guarantee into a promise.

10. More chains, through an aggregator

    Slyng coins listed and tradable beyond Robinhood Chain, by plugging into a cross-chain launchpad aggregator rather than redeploying the launchpad per chain. The guarantees travel with the contracts; the audience should not have to.

11. A mobile app

    A native app for launching and trading coins, built around the social side — profiles, coin chat, raids and creator pages — that a browser tab on a phone does badly.